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Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Follow Your Dreams!”
Hi Kids, Take yer old Uncle Crackhead’s advice and follow your dreams! I was a concert pianist feted all over the world for my talent and humility. But all I really wanted to be was a Crackhead In A...
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Beyonce And Jay Z Share Their Fence With Us! All New Fences Of The Famous!
Hello! “All the world’s a fence.” Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is. What does your Fence say about you? Rotten? Gateless? No Footings? Who knows? Who cares!...
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Shakespeare and Justin Bieber – Sausages Unite These Genuises!
One is the greatest wordsmith ever to embellish the English language. The other is William Shakespeare. Not only do they both come from Canada but their brilliance is based upon sporting sausages upon...
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Sea Shanty’s To Sing!
We love the life of a Jolly Jack Tar. Nothing better than a day in the rigging, unfurling a spanker or two and gazing up into the mizzen mast and worrying about the Doldrums. Whilst up aft for’d we...
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More Filthy Sea Shantys! – With Hermione Moist
Hello, Grandpa Fightback swore that a good Shanty a day kept the hemorrhoids at bay. He lived to 105 and was never afflicted by the Chalfont Saint Giles. GFB’s Folk and ancient lore expert Hermione...
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John Travolta In “Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken” (Again)
The 70’s Classic……..A disco dancing chicken and a whole lot more…..apparently Led Zeppelin were going to write the sound track. But didn’t.
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Simon Cowell Shows His Balls On X Factor!
As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion, Rhythmic Gymnastics. Great control Big Fella! Simon’s new show,...
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One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!
Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single “We love you Jock. Och Aye The Noo We Do” The Thatcher Remix – will be released @ 7...
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Arts World – Terry Cotter The Potter
Hello, My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter. I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named...
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Filthy Sea Shanty Time!
We love the life of a Jolly Jack Tar. Nothing better than a day unfurling a spanker or two and gazing up into the mizzen mast and worrying about the Doldrums. Whilst up aft for’d we pass the time by...
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